I Know Why The Caged American Girl Doll Sings
Just look at this picture for one minute and ask yourself this: Just what in the hell has gone wrong with us as a species? Did we take a wrong turn somewhere along the way? Or was this the great divine plan all along? To have humans rise up to rule over the animal kingdom so that one glorious day we could take a poodle and shave and spray paint the shit out of him to make him look like…like…I actually have no idea what the hell this poor dog is supposed to be. A chicken? Turkey? Punk rocker? No that’s not it.
Oh I know. It’s supposed to look like a dog who wants someone to shoot him. Success! Seriously, look into that dog’s eyes. He’s begging for the Old Yeller treatment.
And the award for most likely to happily run into oncoming traffic goes to…
Welcome to the world of creative dog grooming.
