science for sissies

Swiss restaurant to serve meals cooked with human breast milk

What I find most interesting about this is that people (including me) are more repulsed by this than they are at the idea of drinking milk from a cow.

Think about it. No other animals go out and chug glasses of another animal’s milk. You don’t see your cat going over to your dog and squeezing out a nice warm glass of dog milk, do you?

And yet the idea of eating Cream of Some Random Woman’s Teat soup makes my stomach turn. Even when I would slurp up that same soup if the cream came out of a dirty goat’s nipple.

Hmmmm, dirty goat’s nipple. Sounds like a great name for a cocktail made out of olive juice, goat’s milk, and vodka. Put a splash of grenadine on top and it becomes a dirty bloody goat’s nipple.

OK that’s just gross. But still not as gross as a chef calling his female sous chef over to squirt some fresh breast milk into the custard he’s making.

science for sissies